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Joke of the Day
"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"
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"Snooker If pink is covered by red, go for the brown."
"What's the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A Slut sleeps with everyone A Bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."
"Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package."
"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"I cannot take my new pet cat seriously She's always kitten around"
"I think the inventor of the internet likely didn't intend for it to be used to post videos of simians reacting to humans doing magic tricks."
"Sometimes I feel like a real perv when I'm watching girls get dressed through a pair of binoculars"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus & Michael Jackson? one comes when children dream & the other dreams of children coming*."
"Which race is the most racist? The human one."