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Joke of the Day
"orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang"
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"""This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"" ""But I can't-"" ""Now!"" *t-rex panics*"
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