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Joke of the Day
"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."
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"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me"
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"Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild."
"What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother."
"I've never been one for Nazi jokes... I've been nein for them."
"I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created"