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Joke of the Day

"Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java."

"I'm 23 years old Truly in my prime"

"Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year? It didn't Snowden."

"Why did the Bear dissolve in water? He was polar"

"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? ...because he was out standing in his field."

"My pull out game is so strong... When i pull out my yu gi oh cards to duel, you send yourself to the shadow realm."

"Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue."

"GOD: Let's give her ALL the awesome. ""But what if it's TOO much awesome?"" GOD: Then we'll divide it evenly between multiple personalities."

"A: Took my temperature today. B: Oh really? A: No, rectally."

"Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid."