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Joke of the Day

"My pull out game is so strong... When i pull out my yu gi oh cards to duel, you send yourself to the shadow realm."

"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"

"Who's the wost president ever? Guess we'll find out in January."

"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."

"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"

"My laptop in college was So bad.. To start it I needed my friends car and some jumper cables"

"I would've posted a joke about pizza But I forgot it."

"One of my friends went up to my Portuguese dad.... and asked ""You're Portuguese, right?"" He said ""No, I'm Portugoose. There's is only one of me"""

"It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing."

"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."