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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Bear dissolve in water? He was polar"

"Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border? The sign said ""No Trespassing"" (TRES-Passing)"

"Free admission to Disney On Ice!! Just push your knee against your eyes and you'll get to watch This Knee On Eyes."

"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."

"How do you know if you have an underbite? When your eating pussy and it tastes like shit"

"How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen."

"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."

"It's that time of year when it gets *just* cold enough to draw dicks on people's car windows."

"Why are you late? Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!"