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Joke of the Day

"Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue."

"Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries. Edit: First front page post! Thanks all!"

"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"

"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."

"The worst part of going to church with my family is when we get caught on the Kiss Cam."

"You know why you can't play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards!"

"Why don't communists ever learn? Because there are no classes."

"What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding? Quit Russian."

"*gets handed a Mario Kart controller at a party* I don't know guys, I've never done this before. *straps on monogrammed driving gloves*"

"People that climb mountains just follow a natural inclination."