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Joke of the Day

"GOD: Let's give her ALL the awesome. ""But what if it's TOO much awesome?"" GOD: Then we'll divide it evenly between multiple personalities."

"3 Jews walk into a bar... Just kidding it was a gas chamber"

"I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"What's long hard and shitty at the end? One of John Doe joke."

"My Granddad is on a catheter...... It really takes the piss"

"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"

"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."

"You can't spell grope without GOP."

"They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines."

"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""