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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut."
Next Joke
"Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute."
"How does the astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse"
"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""
"Vegans are confusing people. If they care about animals so much, why do they eat all of their food?"
"I was gonna tell a priest joke... But it would probably rub some kids the wrong way."
"Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of."
"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"
"Oh man, I've got this mate thats addicted to drinking brake fluid. He thinks he can stop at anytime."