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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat."
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"What's your favorite Andrew ""Dice"" Clay Joke? Including dirty nursery rhymes."
"I love dead baby jokes They never get old"
"Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers."
"I'm an astronaut, and recently decided to invite my girlfriend to my work. She said she needed some space."
"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"
"How did Princess Aurora catch her prince? She became a sleeper agent"
"me: *tries to help old lady cross the street* old lady: I have a boyfriend."
"What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming."
"Why was I named after Adolf Hitler... Well, I certainly wasn't named before him!"