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Joke of the Day

"Oh man, I've got this mate thats addicted to drinking brake fluid. He thinks he can stop at anytime."

"Why are Canadian Jews so poor? Because there are no pennies to pick up off the ground."

"What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"

"Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I'm not an idiot and I know how time travel works."

"You know why /r/jokes doesn't allow pictures? thatsthejoke.jpg"

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."

"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in."

"[Dark humor/Offensive] The difference Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage."