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Joke of the Day

"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""

"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."

"Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente."

"Pitbull is probably always the first person to hit ""Will Attend"" on a party evite."

"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"

"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory His girlfriend had been so against it for years"

"Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep."

"I said to my Doctor, ""I've become a can of deodorant."" He said, ""Are you sure?"" I replied, ""No, I'm Lynx."""

"Finally made it with a Chinese midget .. It didn't last Tu Long though"

"what do you call a sad tree? Mourning wood"