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Joke of the Day

"Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute."

"What word that starts with an ""N"" and ends with an ""R"" would you never want to call a black person Neighbor"

"The reason iPad has no camera is that there's no way to take a good pic while laughing at how goofy you'd look using it as a big ass camera."

"""A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."" Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner."

"I'm not comfortable with my sexuality... but luckily I have a discomfort fetish."

"Why does the French flag have Velcro? So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war."

"Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman."

"My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground"

"What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated? Works it out with a pencil."

"Looks like someone spent more time at the gym than in English class..."