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Joke of the Day
"How does the astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse"
Next Joke
"Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers"
"If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating."
"WTH? My neighbors say they don't like to spoon!? Even after I stopped sleeping in the nude. And introduced myself. Old people! Amirite?"
"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."
"When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"If killing a king is called regicide, what do you call killing a queen? Homocide."
"Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan"
"don't you just hate it when a zombie breaks into your home and starts doing their ironing right in front of the TV"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for fresh prints."