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Joke of the Day
"How to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve..."
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"[suspecting Kyle is a werewolf] ME: Ive laid out all the good silverware for us tonight K: Its chips & salsa M: Aaand? *stabs chip w/ fork*"
"A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published. It's about fucking thyme."
"I wanted to make up a poem about the night we fell in love, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with inebriated."
"Today I bought some shoes from my local drug dealler.. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day"
"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"
"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."
"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""
"My favorite Bible story is the one where thousands more people show up to Jesus' party than RSVP'd but he still had enough cake for everyone"
"What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!"