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Joke of the Day

"My favorite Bible story is the one where thousands more people show up to Jesus' party than RSVP'd but he still had enough cake for everyone"

"You know what they say about prison... You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver"

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I cant jelly my dick up your ass"

"I feel melancoll, meloncholl, melancholl, meloncholy, you know what, I'm good."

"Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself."

"""Reddit is a shopping website"" That's what my sister said."

"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"

"Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common? You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds"

"Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen."