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Joke of the Day

"My favorite Bible story is the one where thousands more people show up to Jesus' party than RSVP'd but he still had enough cake for everyone"

"What's the difference between a pig and a musician? A pig won't stay up all night to fuck a musician"

"Being a father completely changed me. I'm one of those motherfuckers now."

"What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers."

"How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb? Tell him the lightbulb is his mother."

"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."

"Wanna hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit!"

"Whenever I'm nervous on a business call, I just envision the person on the other end of the phone as a muppet."

"Man asks blonde for coffee without cream. Blonde replies: ""We're out of cream. Would you prefer coffee without milk instead?"""

"$50 says Jesus rose from the dead to clear his browser history."