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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to make up a poem about the night we fell in love, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with inebriated."

"Did you know that trampolines used to actually be called jumpolines? That is, until 1982 when your mom got on one."

"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"

"My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services."

"[2 cavemen] Look what me discover! This game changer! *grabs it* ""This hot! Burn fingers. What you call it?"" *takes back mixtape* FIRE!"

"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."

"Other girls think they are quirky because they pet dogs at parties. I on the other hand, fear death but also long for it"

"Help! I can't post anything on Reddit! Pls help!"

"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."

"What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !"