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Joke of the Day
"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""
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"My father used to say ""Take everything with a pinch of salt"" Nice man. Made terrible tea."
"They found Bruce Willis dead next to a bottle of Viagra... ...I guess he *Died Hard*"
"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"
"If you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall."
"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country... ...but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million."
"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."
"My Virgin friend just got 4 girl's numbers today. I've never been so proud I guess you could say his group project is getting serious"
"What do you pay a hooker with? Income."
"Famous Russian snooker player Inov the red"