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Joke of the Day

"Tip: When the cop asks you ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" do NOT respond with ""I know, right?!"""

"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Is fucking intense..."

"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"Wait, what's that noise? Is there a dying cat outside? Oh...no...it's just a 50 yr old man racing a remote control car down the road."

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."

"What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This."

"Rick Astly will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one... He's never gonna give you ""UP""."

"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""

"I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you"