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Joke of the Day
"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."
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"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"
"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"
"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"
"Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken."
"When they ask me in a job interview what my greatest weakness is, I always say that I can't open my eyes under water"
"Cop : HANDS IN THE AIR! Me: *drunk, starts flailing arms* Cop: NO, NOT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE"
"Back in the day, I took $5 to the store and came out with.. 3 bags of chips, a pack of snickers, 2 bottles of coke, a newspaper and a bottle of whisky. And today? CCTVs everywhere!"
"What do you call a Japanese sociopath who is unaffected by death? Unbereavable"
"What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside Georgia? Her geography teacher's cock."