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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."

"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."

"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"What do you call a sick russian? A sicka blyat"

"Me: I set a record for the rope climb in high school. 4-year-old: You climbed it the fastest? My wife: He cried the most."

"Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!"

"When people show me pictures of their kids I show them pictures of my exes. If I have to look at their mistakes, they have to look at mine."

"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."

"What's a good motto for a sewage treatment plant? Our duty is clear. Credit: Futurama"