30587

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."

"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."

"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"

"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"

"If a cop beats a pregnant woman till the fetus dies, is it a miscarriage of justice?"

"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."

"I've always wondered what it was like to have a stalker... So I guess I'll ask the guy hiding in my closet."

"Hey sexy granny, you better call life alert Because I've fallen for you and can't get up"

"Whenever I'm feeling I'm getting soft I log in to Facebook to rekindle my hate for humanity."

"Seduce Angela Merkel by fondling the hem of her cardigan while whispering ""Aren't you too pretty to be a Chancellor?"""