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Joke of the Day
"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"
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"A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.... ...The immigrant replies: ""Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"""
"Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10."
"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"
"My grandma still doesn't need glasses... My grandma is over 80 years old and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle."
"What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall? An erection"
"*ex-Olive Garden server shoveling dirt into a fresh grave* Tell me when."
"Jesus' Greatest Miracles: 3) Turning water to wine 2) Raising Lazarus 1) Maintaining a milky-white complexion in a desert climate for 33 yrs"
"What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
"I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day... We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy."