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Joke of the Day
"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"
Next Joke
"When waitresses ask me what I want to drink I always say ""just water for now."" But I'm lying. Water is all I'm getting. I love water."
"Jewish football What's the worst part about having an all Jewish football team? You have to replace the whole team every time they take a shower"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite Counter Strike map? de_port"
"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power."
"Everyone always talks about how great Jesus was... ...because he fed 5000 people with a couple fish and five loaves of bread. But no one ever talks about Hitler. He made 6 million Jews toast."
"Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food."
"How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss"
"If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled."
"I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes."