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Joke of the Day
"What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This."
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"Me: You've got the same stupid duck face in every picture! Daffy: Erm... :|"
"Sorry for releasing thousands of shrieking bats at your wedding. Sometimes I don't know what to do with my hands."
"What to toilet paper and the starship enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons"
"I have a tattoo of a tiger shirt underneath my tiger shirt so when I take off my tiger shirt BOOM tiger shirt"
"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"
"I like my women like I like my skippin' rocks Skinny and easy to throw"
"How many weeks are there in a light year?"
"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"
"By Putting the Punchline in the Title How do you screw up a joke?"