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Joke of the Day
"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"
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"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."
"A blonde and a burnette are on opposite sides of a river... The burnette yells to the blonde ""how do I get to the other side?"" The blonde yells back ""you are on the other side!"""
"When you hang around pieces of shit You're bound to land in a bowl of piss"
"'Winter Wonderland' is my favourite song about building a snowman that you will potentially have sex with later"
"I just saw an ad for a bulletproof briefcase. The real question is: why does your briefcase have so many enemies?"
"Hi and welcome to the hidden chair club. Please find a seat."
"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"
"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."
"So I let a homosexual man fuck my ear today... Now I have hearing AIDs"