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Joke of the Day
"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."
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"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free... ...or does he have toupee?"
"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef."
"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."
"Hell is having a married couple tell you a story at the same time."
"I bet Lorde is a gold digger She is a minor after all."
"""What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me"" -guy who invented sports"
"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."
"Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again? 'Cos once you go black, you never go back."