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Joke of the Day

"Do you wanna build a snowman? Come on, let's go and play!"

"Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own."

"Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hybromite? NaBrO"

"Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little"

"My penis refused to give me any jism... Finally, I just had to beat it out of him."

"I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn."

"I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves."

"There are lots of reasons to hate the Nazis. Mine? They didn't finish the job."

"I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18."

"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."