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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!"
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"When I was a kid I was a sore loser... ...,I cried every time my dad beat me."
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"I told my mate that my newborn baby's stomach was the size of a walnut. . . . ""Just feed him a walnut then."""
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