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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a redhead [NSFW] ...in an interracial gangbang? Red Riding Hood Happy Halloween."

"[dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?"

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, it means a lot."

"Two condoms walk by a gay bar... One says to the other, ""Wanna go inside and get shitfaced?"""

"What did one businessmen voyeur say to the other? I'll have my peephole call your peephole."

"I have orange skin, a lot of green and dislike mexicans. Who am I? A orange tree."

"A termite walks into a bar... And he says, ""where is the bartender?"""

"""What's this ticket, officer?"" - Loitering ""I didn't drop trash"" - No. Loitering. ""You talk funny"" - It's not- ""I'm putting this on Twoiter"""

"What are the effects of biggest brainwashing book in human history? i dont know...try asking the suicide bombers"

"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."