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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I just like to sit on the couch and do nothing for 3 years."

"What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees? Social justice."

"What do you call an expert at making ship parts? A master master."

"These gay jokes have got to stop Cum on guys"

"Everyone done keeping calm yet?"

"I just started a business operating charter flights Business is really taking off"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."

"""I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion."" -- Web comment that has never been made"

"What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves."

"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."