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Joke of the Day

"When not in stores Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for ""incredible TV offers"" on late night television."

"How do narcissists remember everything? ...They have a photogenic memory."

"What did the human call the bee after it stung him? An ass hole"

"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"

"Why do women prefer 77 more than 69? Because they get 8 (ate) more. Repurposed from a /u/sciomancy6 comment."

"It's called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I'd of sent a bloody letter"

"What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke? I am the one who Knock-knocks."

"The wife of a programmer tells him.. ""Honey, would you please go to the store and get us a watermelon for the barbeceu. If they have eggs get a dozen."" He came back with twelve watermelons."

"What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive."

"What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome"