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Joke of the Day

"The wife of a programmer tells him.. ""Honey, would you please go to the store and get us a watermelon for the barbeceu. If they have eggs get a dozen."" He came back with twelve watermelons."

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"""Omelet you finish."" - Kanyegg West"