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Joke of the Day

"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"

"I admit I once used the n-word when someone asked me to go to a Kenny Chesney concert. But that n-word was, ""No."""

"To my student loans I am forever in your debt."

"There are 30 cows and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person."

"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""

"Patients get nervous when I walk into surgery wearing my lucky cape but I didn't go to medical school so I need all the luck I can get."

"My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?"

"This is awesome. Must watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDasvrKXdM&list=UUoSaAvzfqFYlMCBrBDCLiRg"

"(commercial for drugs) Man: Nothing is working out in my life VO: Have you tried drugs? Man: (startled) Who said that Narrator: ""Drugs"""

"eer booze and fun!' 'Ever hear the expression ""hard drinker"" ? Never made much sense to me drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do."