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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book it cost me a fortune in postage stamps"

"Go with the flow Girl: Just go with the flow. Me: The last I checked that was what one of the sperms in a premature ejaculation said."

"There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights."

"Do I turn left when nothing is right? Or do I turn right when there's nothing left?"

"Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop? To Test a Mint"

"If John has 100 pieces of bacon, and he eats 20, what does John have? Happiness. John has happiness."

"I've learned that you can buy a kitten with no problem, but you have to come back at a different time to buy the juicer."

"What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? Coonilingus"

"What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles"

"What do you call a video game that gives cancer? Tombr Aider"