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Joke of the Day

"Why do women prefer 77 more than 69? Because they get 8 (ate) more. Repurposed from a /u/sciomancy6 comment."

"I heard Hillary paid a touching tribute at the 9/11 memorial... ...she collapsed."

"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter"

"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? [X-post from /r/SacrilegiousHumor] Church"

"Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p"

"Chuck Norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers."

"Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements? Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!"

"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""