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Joke of the Day
"The best pick up advice I've ever been told is.. ..always bend your knees."
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"I shared a banana with my Dad today... He had the inside bit again :( (Joke courtesy of the hysterical 'Adam Hess')"
"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"
"NOTHING says ""I am batshit, incapable of relationships, bad with money & cannot be trusted"" like colored contact lenses."
"What is the last thing that crosses a fly's mind when it hits the windshield? - it's asshole!"
"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"
"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane mode"" and threw it up into the air... Worst transformer ever"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause that's as far as I could kick it."
"I've finally found some direction in life, so I'm throwing a going a way party."
"Closed letter to the Mods of /r/Jokes O"