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Joke of the Day
"What is the last thing that crosses a fly's mind when it hits the windshield? - it's asshole!"
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"Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway."
"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"
"Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history."
"Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop... The first one says to the other: Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
"They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?"
"What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix"
"How did the pig get to the hospital? in a hambulance."
"Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon."
"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."