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"How to even in three and half easy steps. I literally can't even."
"Did you hear about the constipated chancellor? He couldn't budge it :P"
"What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure"
"I am not the kind of girl you can take home to your wife."
"I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food"
"AN egg walks into a bar...... An egg walks into a bar, along with pancakes, and bacon. The bartender looks up and alertly says. ""Sorry guys, we don't serve breakfast"""
"What's the best thing about being a meth addict? Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!"
"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""
"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."