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Joke of the Day
"I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off."
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"Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong sock."
"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."
"Well, today i had a brainfuck Guess i'm not a surgeon anymore"
"Why do they call it a chicken coupe? If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan."
"Why did I buy a bolt? Because the hardware store clerk was a 300 pound flaming homosexual, and I was afraid to ask him for a screw"
"What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*"
"Fool me once, fine by me. Fool me twice, jokes on you. I still don't give a fuck."
"There once was a man named Dave. He kept a dead whore in a cave. He said ""what the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money you save!"""
"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"