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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause that's as far as I could kick it."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Yeah, great food but no atmosphere."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it was pizza."

"Since it's the thought that counts I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise."

"Some girl just asked me if she was wearing too much makeup. I told her it depends on whether she's going to kill batman or not."

"How is credit like cocaine? Everyone just needs 1 more line."

"If you know I'm I the car and you continue to text me, you basically want me dead..."

"Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it's too late."

"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."