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Joke of the Day

"It's normal to have conflicting feelings on Columbus Day. True, he discovered the Greatest Nation on Earth, but he also supported Obamacare."

"With great power come great.. power bills. *- Uncle Ben, electrician.*"

"What do steaks and pot brownies have in common? If you eat either of them in India you'll get stoned."

"[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'"

"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."

"Two chemists went into a bar The first one said to the bartender, I want H2O, the second one said I want H2O too. The second one died"

"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."

"""NO NO NO NO"" - the guy who invented folding chairs watching a wrestling match"

"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"

"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"