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Joke of the Day

"It's normal to have conflicting feelings on Columbus Day. True, he discovered the Greatest Nation on Earth, but he also supported Obamacare."

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"What do steaks and pot brownies have in common? If you eat either of them in India you'll get stoned."
"[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'"
"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."
"Two chemists went into a bar The first one said to the bartender, I want H2O, the second one said I want H2O too. The second one died"
"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."
"""NO NO NO NO"" - the guy who invented folding chairs watching a wrestling match"
"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"
"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"