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Joke of the Day

"Difference between a 14 year old girl and a Volvo? I don't have a Volvo BOUND AND GAGGED IN MY BASEMENT"

"What's the object of Jewish football? Get the quarter back."

"Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway"

"Have you heard about the guy who posted about a mod's cousin? Once removed."

"What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops :)"

"To my student loans I am forever in your debt."

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"

"What do you call a foreign born communist running for President? Ted Cruz"

"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"

"It's weird how we are all here because of boners"