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Joke of the Day

"What do steaks and pot brownies have in common? If you eat either of them in India you'll get stoned."

"I often find myself rewording a long tweet so many times that it completely loses the original subject. This one started off about a cat."

"What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted? T-REKT."

"My drinking team has a bowling problem."

"Kind of morbid (sorry) (From my uncles) Him: Have you ever fucked a dog as long as you wanted? Me: NO! Him: Why'd you stop?"

"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"

"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? 'Cuz they're ugly and they stink!"

"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."

"How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her a couple of test tickles..."

"I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown. :D"