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Joke of the Day

"[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'"

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"Sex is a lot like chess. It takes strategy, patience, there's a horse there, the queen is watching."
"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."
"Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail."
"What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His left shoulder"
"What is a zombie's favorite cereal? Raisin brain."
"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What do Polar Bears eat for lunch? Ice Bergers."
"Doctor doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?"
"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"