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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"
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"You'd be shocked at how easy it is to walk into a nursing home and draw mustaches on the dementia patents"
"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad."
"Why do porn directors prefer real Christmas trees? Because they don't need fluffing."
"You're a unit of power Harry ""Im a watt?"""
"My mother never attempted to wean me off of breast feeding. Just cut me off entirely one day... ...as if that first year of college wasn't difficult enough."
"What is the difference between pile of dead babies and pile of sand? I don't eat sand."
"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"
"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"
"Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin."