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Joke of the Day
"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."
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"For some reason, I'm not in The Guinness Book of Records. Even though I was *definitely* the first person ever to touch my penis."
"I like my women like I like my toasters... Two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen."
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"What do you call a group of goose haunting you? A poltergeest"
"Me: I'm way tougher than you. Wife: I gave birth twice without an epidural. Me: So? Wife: You called in sick for an ice cream headache."
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"I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong, I said ""I have a clog in my intestines"" she responds with ""you need to stop eating shoes"""
"When a relationship becomes too much work can you outsource the work to China?"
"Last Man on Earth star Will Fortes wife just gave birth a a girl.. They named her Kia"