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Joke of the Day
"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"
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"What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? A happy medium."
"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."
"What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl? Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day"
"[NSFW] How can you tell if your girlfriend is too young? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!"
"what was Michael Jackson favorite kind of movie child pornography"
"""Good evening, I will be your waiter for tonight. What would you like to Instagram?"" - how waiters should greet people"
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot"
"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""
"A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes."