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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."

"*First Date* Her: Hobbies? *thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building* Me: Architecture and Astronomy. Her: Impressive."

"What is Iron Man when he removes his suit? Stark naked."

"Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art."

"My FedEx guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and I'm the town doctor."

"All firemen must dread the moment when they're done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole."

"Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty"

"""Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?"" Wilson: ""Nah, I'll pass."" Just saw this on Facebook."

"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."

"Some of the best things in life...are mistakes."