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Joke of the Day

"What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter."

"Yoda is bad at telling jokes Why afraid of seven was six? Eighth nine seven because!"

"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"

"Why do support meetings for premature ejaculation always start on time? Because the members come early."

"i imagine my dog spends a lot of time thinking about how tall i am and how great it is to have a giant as a best friend who can reach treats"

"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."

"What kind of ice cream runs for president? neapolititian"

"29 and 30 had a fight. 31."

"WALGREENS PARADOX: No matter which Walgreens you go to, they will have built one closer to you before you can get there."

"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."