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Joke of the Day
"What kind of ice cream runs for president? neapolititian"
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"Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!"
"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"
"They gave me some cake but it was way too basic and burned my mouth. Turns out the cake was a lye. ^^^^^^sorry"
"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."
"If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General > Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)"
"What did the boy with no hands get for christmas? Gloves! Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."
"How did the Mexicans get across the border? They went through Juan by Juan. ^Forgive ^me."