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Joke of the Day
"What kind of ice cream runs for president? neapolititian"
Next Joke
"Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child."
"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I never saw that woman in my life."
"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"
"I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, ""This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."""
"I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas."
"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."
"Shout out to male porn stars... Those guys are always hard at work"
"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"
"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"